Jacuzzi bitch

Is a female who is skinny and you find in a hot tube who is full of foam from the last guy.

Dude you don’t want to marry her. She’s a jacuzzi bitch.

by Notajacuzzibitch May 15, 2021

jacuzzi sex

A hot bubbly session of sex in a Jacuzzi. Known to be the greatest sensation ever to be experienced. A combination of great sex, warm water, and bubbles will make bath participants writhe with pleasure.

Guy : Man I had the best time yesterday! I got Jacuzzi sex from my girlfriend last night, we've never banged anywhere else since!

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.

Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."

by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012

Jacuzzi Poop

It's when you're taking a bath or in a hot tub and then you randomly feel like taking a dump with the warmth of the water.

Ah... this bath is so nice... *plop* Oops! I just took a Jacuzzi Poop!

by TogepiLover11 September 29, 2013

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by Jared August 24, 2004

jacuzzi job

playboy,having many sexual partners,bathing with many girls n having sex in the jacuzzi tub,killing a playboy or famous sexy personality,a hitman,being gun of hire,an impossible task made possible.

from the movie alexander ' "Hephaistion got one jacuzzi job"
a gay bathing with many men!

from the movie hitman
"you got one jacuzzi job to kill major federarro........."

by freirickhemsley September 30, 2006

jacuzzi uzi

When you bring your uzi in a Jacuzzi and have sex with multiple people eventually killing them all with said Uzi

"Dude Did you hear about brad he totally Jacuzzi uzi'ed those people at the party

by Nukeing posiden August 29, 2019