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Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
by Zedoric July 16, 2019
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Jeydon Jacob

The Cute, amazing, Immature in an extremely funny way person. All the girls fall head over heels for him. He dates lots of people, but it doesn't work out, because he wants that one girl. He doesn't have much self-confidence because he doesn't know how much people care for him. He puts smiles to every ones face and makes them feel special. You can't even describe how amazing he is. I just Love Jeydon. <3
Is that Jeydon jacob?
Yeah, Isn't He amazing?
SOOO, AMAZING.
by JeydonsStalker August 10, 2012
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Jace Wayland

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
by likerawr January 25, 2011
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jacob stamn

wow he is like jacob stamn
by Jacob Stamn February 23, 2017
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jacob bixenman

A beautiful Model from California. Made his own shirt with a very beautiful design on it. Is s**ner or later to win the award for "most beautiful man of the year". He has 236k up till the moment 1.5.18 . He is the sweetest person as said by his friends and fans. People adore him and you should too. Also people might know him for being Troye Sivan's boyfriend. (of course). This was made by a fan. I was trying to sound proffesional ok?
ugh he is so much like Jacob Bixenman
by Trevor Sivan bitch April 24, 2018
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jacob boulton

Is a cool spaniard bud whose a big fan of the Canucks. He often mispronounces words especially saying "dman" instead of damn and often plays soccer in the fields of Langford. You can usually find him residing in his natural habitat known as the collegium. He is a real go-getter and loves listening to ABBA in his spare time.
DMAN that Jacob Boulton is a real cool and suave dude.
by Thenor DMAN of Langford February 26, 2020
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Jacob Hoggard

Jacob Hoggard from Hedley. The man with the one and only gazillion pack.
I wish I had a gazillion pack like Jacob Hoggard, and not just a 6 pack.

Holy look at Jacob Hoggard's abs! He's got a gazillion pack!
by bnw9 September 27, 2009
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