('jib-uh jab-uh')
noun: A long-winded dialogue full of bullshit and rhetoric. Often spoken by Mr.T when he wishes you to shut the fuck up.
noun: A long-winded dialogue full of bullshit and rhetoric. Often spoken by Mr.T when he wishes you to shut the fuck up.
by Chad Vincent June 24, 2003
a character off of star wars, an immensely obese character who catches leia, ties her up and "tries" dirty things...none of which succeed b/c...he's so fucking fat. also a term used for huge lardous people.
kid #1: your girlfriend is such a jabba the hut.
kid #2: yeah...but i love her. but sometimes it's hard to fornicate.
kid #1: ...
kid #2: yeah...but i love her. but sometimes it's hard to fornicate.
kid #1: ...
by Kim L'Amour October 02, 2006
by House Of Whacks October 27, 2011
by LushBeanstalk June 05, 2021
An obese tramp who looks like a clown due to too much makeup and hair dye.
She should invest in a nose job to attempt to look like the beastly version of her hot sister, instead of the Down Syndrome step-child.
At least now her husband has some titties to fuck. No doubt it's tighter in between them than both her ass and cunt combined.
If we could find that soiled beef curtain amongst her lard thighs, we would use it as a petri dish for all venereal diseases.
When the world needs a reminder of her, we'll stick motherfucking provolone in our socks at night, so they smell like her crotch in the morning.
She should invest in a nose job to attempt to look like the beastly version of her hot sister, instead of the Down Syndrome step-child.
At least now her husband has some titties to fuck. No doubt it's tighter in between them than both her ass and cunt combined.
If we could find that soiled beef curtain amongst her lard thighs, we would use it as a petri dish for all venereal diseases.
When the world needs a reminder of her, we'll stick motherfucking provolone in our socks at night, so they smell like her crotch in the morning.
by I_Hate_Tami March 23, 2011
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
by Kris The Blu August 04, 2005