A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.
Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.
by Slumdog23 October 27, 2010
Small piece of shit town, in the middle of fucking nowhere, Amador county.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
by LivyBitch. April 02, 2011
Ion is someone who doesnt understand reality. Ion likes to bash people behind their back and make them needlessly suffer. Believes everything their so called friends say about someone, especially if it's a George Clooney meme.
...ion..., you just never listen to the right people. You should call that girl and ask her what's up, even though you make fun of everything about her.
by Juuuusssstthetruuuuuth January 08, 2019
An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. Compare BTW.
... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.
by adick87 February 17, 2008
Ione = a small town in THE 209 Cali (California) that has straight up G's walking around and is the pimpest town ever be aware these kidz are packin heat dont fuck with them.
Pimp Town ... - Ione
by 209Cali March 14, 2011
by Zzzzzzz15 June 06, 2019
You only know one Ion in your life and they're amazing. You may or may not have a crush on them. They are sweet and kind and you either met them on Twitter or school.
by suga.is.bae November 06, 2021