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invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017
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invisible orange 

a common stance in metal music, particularly death metal, where the singer or fans craft their hands into a claw like position, as if they are holding an invisible orange.
I saw Amon Amarth last night man it was fucking METALLLL!! ::holds invisible orange::
invisible orange by flakernate September 15, 2007

invisible chopped liver 

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

invisible tickle 

When you move your hands toward someone and wiggle your fingers as if you're tickling them but don't actually touch them and they still laugh hysterically and try to push you away like you're actually tickling them.
My sister Adrian hates the invisible tickle! hahaha haaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa a aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa ajahahaha hahadsf jsdf
invisible tickle by Jennnnnnnnn August 6, 2006

invisible conversationalism 

when you are talking to someone who is behind you while walking and they stop, turn a corner, turn around, start talking to someone else, etc. without your knowing. you keep on walking and talking to them even though they aren't there, resulting in stares and strange looks.
I walked down the hallway of my school one monday telling my friend how my weekend was when she turned into the library without my knowing; I was still talking. I was at the end of the hallway when I realized she wasn't there, it was then that I figured out why everyone was giving me funny looks. -Invisible Conversationalism-

invisible hand 

From Adam Smith's 1776 The Wealth of Nations, referring to the uncoordinated ("invisible") private incentives in a free society, which direct resources to their highest valued use, leading people to voluntarily produce the goods and services that other people need.

Alternately, a hand job performed in public, but concealed by a strategically placed garment.
No need to have a Supreme Soviet planning commitee enslave me and tell me how many shoes to produce, the invisible hand of the free market will coordinate production!

Or:

I put my jacket on my lap, and she gave me some invisible hand right there during the concert.

invisible beef 

Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.
a hater with an invisible beef
invisible beef by Levi Royce January 4, 2014