Invigation

Combination of "invitation" and "obligation". This is an invitation which creates an obligation for the invitee.

Did you get that invigation from Duncan? He invited us to the concert, and then asked to ride with us. What a douche nozzle.

by VTdaddio August 1, 2012

invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited

Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)

by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017

Personal Invitation

When someone asks you to do something by incinuation you need a personal invitation sent to for you to do it.

Hey BOB, can you start making a pot of coffee for the board meeting? (15 min later no pot of coffee) Bob! do you need a personal invitation? go make the damn coffee!

by Bradley Jordan January 10, 2009

Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person

I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

by Bananas23 November 24, 2015

Incitation

An invitation to a less than savory affair, typically driven by anger and/or despair.

"We need to have a party for Trumps inauguration"

"I'll send out the incitations"

by Rachiez726570 January 17, 2017

Ineviation

The process of deterioration caused by a massive influx of white residents leaving an area.

Communities lose property value through Ineviation.
This Community is ineviated.

by Marrow08 May 10, 2019

Premature Indication

To put on your indicator way before the corner.

Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.

That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"

by Bubbles82 September 6, 2011