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Home Invasion

A colonoscopy is an examination of the colon and small bowel with a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the anus.
I'm going for my home invasion this week. They better have sterilised the camera since the last patient!

I'm having a home invasion with Doctor Proctor. Will he send flowers and chocolates afterwards?
by GregFresser October 31, 2011
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zonie invasion

a period of time (usually spring break or summer) where thousands of Arizonians/Arizona State students flock to the beach towns in San Diego California (usually Pacific or Mission) and greatly annoy/amuse the natives of the local community. The most belligerantly drunk of them usually get knocked-the-fuck-out by a local resident at some point during their trip.
beach native 1: "damn its zonie invasion right now..."
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
by pbroots March 30, 2011
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Full Scale Invasion

When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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asian invasion

when you cannot get out of a classroom because of a flood of asians streaming in for the class that starts in ten minutes
Person 1: Dude why are you always late to history?

Person 2 (angrily):...because of asian invasion after my biology class.
by ddm March 11, 2013
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canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016
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Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.
"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"
by Academic September 21, 2005
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British Invasion

When a man of British descent or directly from Britain has sex with an American. Given its name from the American Revolution against Britian in 1776, this act can be performed orally vaginally or analy.
Lynn: "how was your date with that guy from the UK last night?"

Claire: "it was great, he ended up giving me a British Invasion!"
by Anaanonymous July 6, 2016
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