Internet Half-Troll

In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.

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Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.

According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.

Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"

Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::

Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!

Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!

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by BluntSageChroniclese June 18, 2023

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an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.

“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth”

by Yeahok February 16, 2023

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I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.

Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."

A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"

Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."

A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"

Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"

A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"

Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."

A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."

Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."

by Hym Iam September 04, 2023

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