Work Instruction

A riduculous document which is far too detailed and tricky to write, permanantly needs updating and then once ratified it disspears into a black hole never to be used by anyone.

Work Instruction for application processing

by Pixie Pedley February 5, 2010

instructions

Those words your wife keeps screaming at you while you try to figure out why your table only has 3 legs after you finished it.

Instructions were flying and so was the blood from my pinky.

by J.M.R. October 25, 2005

yoga instructor

when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms

hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!

by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012

Instructiphobia.

Fear of Reading Instructions.

If all else fails, Read the Instructions.Oh,I forgot you were afflicted with Instructiphobia.

by Waboa February 8, 2009

Scuba Instructor

A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.

I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!

by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018

Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.

"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."

by Digital Dan September 11, 2012

Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.

Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.

by Revenge of Felixx October 1, 2021