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staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007
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yeast infection

An infection that can be caused by too much of yeast bacteria acumulated in the genitals. Is not sexualy transmitted and can be treated. The infection can accur in both men and women. Accurs mostly in women that are of a child bearing age and is a very commen infection. This infection causes great itching and thick white mucus oozing from the genitals.
"She developed a yeast infection due to stress and too much work."
by Candyyy July 5, 2006
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Weast Infection

When a guy rolls a blunt, doesn’t wash his hands, and proceeds to finger you, giving you a yeast infection!
Tony gave Brittney a weast infection last Friday!
by Bortboy2 December 5, 2019
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sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.
"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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Infected Mushroom

N. An incredible trance artist or group. I honestly have no idea which.
Did you hear the new Infected Mushroom track?
by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004
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Sighness infection

A mood where you feel like sighing all the time. Usually the "infected" are unhappy, but may also be wistful or any other emotion which produces sighs. Not to be confused with clinical depression, which is more persistent but not necessarily more intense.

May also be called "sighnessitis."
Rubi contracts a sighness infection every time she thinks about how her sister Reema got into Harvard but she didn't.
by PBMax February 24, 2008
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Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.
Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.
by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009
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