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Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.
by E-Dot December 15, 2008
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independent

Having no political affiliation; not a member of an organized political party.
I'm not a democrat, I'm not a republican. I'm an Independent.
by progamer124 July 11, 2003
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Strong independent woman

When you fuck a bitch and she have a baby. She become the real bitch and fuck the man with child support, but denies needing the man.
Kim: why did you dump Robert after the birth
Taylor: because I'm a strong independent woman, and I don't need his help.
by Dvidedbyzero March 18, 2016
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Independent Women

A woman who pays her own bills, buys her own things, and DOES NOT allow a man to affect her stability or self-confidence. She supports her self on her own entirely and is proud to be able to do so.
Man 1: DAMN I ALWAYS HAVE TO BUY MY GIRL STUFF!!!

Man 2: Sorry i don't know how that feels...i have an Independent Women.

Man 1: WORD? Does she have and independent friend??
by RAQUELLL June 23, 2007
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Independent

1. (noun) A registered voter who believes that a citizen should choose and hold their own beliefs, instead of believing that 300 million Americans' beliefs should all fall into 1 of 2 narrowly defined partisan categories. Independents have no party or organization; they represent themselves. George Washington was the only independent President.

2. (adj.) The status of not relying on outside resources and not being controlled by an outside entity.
"The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism."

-George Washington

"The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty."

-George Washington
Independent
by IndependentForever November 3, 2009
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Independence Day

An American holiday, that occurs every July 4th.
"Today, we celebrate our Independence day!"-Bill Pullman, Independence Day
by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005
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independence mo

A shitty ass ghetto consisting of 6382917 fast food restaraunts & gas stations.

The only thing to do in Independence on a Friday night is go on a route on the shitty back roads or snort coke with your wanna be gangster friends in the back of their 1998 Dodge stratus.

All schools here are complete trash. Everyone owns an illegal gun. Everyone sags their thrift shop jeans and every girl has their nipples and Monroe piercing.

The only way to make friends in Independence is to be a drug dealer, keep your legs open, or flex with your counterfeit money & plastic gold.
Bro 1:“Hey bro, let’s move to independence mo to get our drug sales up!”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah bro, everyone there is with the shits
by Babybopperdeedee May 8, 2018
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