shield your eyes

when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday

"shield your eyes!"
"casey u fucking cunt"

from ur friends victor and jonas

by v to the l April 26, 2005

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Fries with your eyes

Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.

Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.

by Corey the Great February 26, 2009

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For your eyes only

For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.

Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.

by fyoa December 21, 2008

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Open Your Eyes

An invitation to a sleeping person to join an orgy.

"Max, everyone is naked! Open your eyes!"

by DGPoker October 02, 2008

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damn your eyes

Said when a person hooked up or entered a relationship with someone that was not really a great person or a good match for them, but they were attractive (or, at least, their eyes were).

"You know, Cindy, you were a mistake. I never meant to sleep with your father that night... damn his eyes!"

"Would you stop following me around? I don't like you! We just made out that one time... damn your eyes!"

by EmilyElle June 21, 2006

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