balls in your mouth

A term that most commonly means "shut the fuck up or I'll shove my balls in your mouth", or "get the balls out of your mouth".

Doug: HEY EGG, BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Egg: DOUG IM GUNA FUCKIN KILL YOU *throws tripod at doug*

by Doug Lorenzen November 11, 2005

my dick is in your mouth

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!

by 11eryxin March 5, 2019

sex in your mouth

Used in relationship to some good ass food.

Guy 1: yo my nig you tried some of that new trail mix

Guy 2: no?

Guy 1: it's like sex in your mouth nig

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up and stop trying to act black you flaming sack of steaming shit.

by hardeeharrr December 3, 2013

may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someone’s mouth.

Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!

by PeteyPaplo August 15, 2020

Fiesta In Your Mouth

When a male put any type of spicy sauce on his penis and receive oral sex.

Hey Bitch, Fiesta In Your Mouth!

by Shurik October 3, 2007

dick in your mouth! [DIYM]

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth

some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.

by lazerjhole July 25, 2010