dick flapping in the wind

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

in the wind

1. always on the move.

Man, your folks are never at home.
I know they stay in the wind

by Dat Bwoy!!! May 24, 2004

flappin in the wind

when a vagina is extremely loose that it flaps.

man i hope its not windy today, shelbys gunna be flappin in the wind

by Shelby && Alyssa December 14, 2008

spit in the wind

"Don't spit in the wind" is a commonly euphemized phrase in the USA, out of "Don't piss in the wind," a British nautical phrase with a literal meaning. Both phrases mean "Don't do something self-defeating," in the sense of "If you try to expectorate (urinate), don't do it into (against) the wind or the saliva (urine) will blow back on you in a nasty way."

A futile act is "spitting in the wind." So is a selfless but unheeding act that "boomerangs" or has dire consequences the doer hadn't contemplated, an act that "did more harm than good."

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"You don't tug on Superman's cape /

You don't spit in the wind / *or 'into the wind'

You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger /

and you don't mess around with Jim."

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Popular song, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim", ca. 1972,

James (Jim) Croce, singer/songwriter.

Lyrics copyright (c) EMI Music Publishing (as of this date).

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by al-in-chgo September 15, 2011

doves in the wind

a phrase used to describe a situation when a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina (or man's anus); the recipient then proceeds to queef (or fart) out the white ejaculate. The sporadic nature by which the white sperm particles are discharged resembles a flock of white doves in the wind.

Guy 1: "Bro, I was fucking my boyfriend yesterday and after I nutted he wanted me to eat his ass. Little did I know he was gonna hit me with them doves in the wind"
Friend: "Okay, but you could have told me that before I let you have some of my soda"

by cumguzzlr69 March 3, 2018

twisting in the wind

refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.

by TexasWicca February 28, 2005

Twisting in the wind

Where you yourself is in an EXTREMELY BAD
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.

(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)

Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.

Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.

A guy lends his credit card to a relative to
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.

However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.

Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!

by CDSmith1967 April 9, 2009