snake in the mud

Before tittie fucking a female human, defecate in the cleavage region in order to lubricate the penis motion. Afterward, pump savagely between the breasts.

Her tits was too dry fo my tittie fuck, so I gave her a snake in the mud.

by Brawnodon and Brawlodon January 21, 2007

Snake in the grass

A loser who has no real friends in their life, that sees faults in relationships. strikes planting venom and gets off on it

That guy that got between mark and brian is a real snake in the grass.

by Snake3ater February 25, 2017

Snake in the grass

A term for an undercover cop.

We got us a snake in the grass.

by Deep blue 2012 February 6, 2010

snake in the garden

term told to little kids when they see their parents having sex.

Now son , you saw the snake in the garden trying to find food in holes.

by DChap23 March 30, 2008

Snake in the Playground

When a dude has sex with a hot chick in her "pee hole", yes the one she pees out of. Could also be called "droppin' snakes in the playground". That is all.

Hey man, I was with my girl last night. I totally put the snake in the playground. It rocked.

by Dustino the Great December 11, 2006

Snake in the Grass

When you tittie fuck a hairy, fat man.

Yeah, I went on a date with Gary last night and we so did snake in the grass.

by GayCarcinoma March 5, 2009

snake in the grass

usually in a dark room a guy tucks his erect penis between his legs and then slaps his confused mates face with it as they are approaching that area to provide oral satisfaction.

Dan left a red mark on Sarah's face after he played "snake in the grass" on her

by MelissaMaybe December 28, 2005