Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
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by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
Get the bummed in the gob mug.Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.
Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.
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Evolved from Tea bagging
Evolved from Tea bagging
My poor mate rossclot was 'bummed in the gob' by my other mate stu, whilst the chap slept.
This involes the former removing his trousers and placing his anus upon the latters nose. Highly amusing and dangerous if the said victim arouses from a state of unconsiousness.
This involes the former removing his trousers and placing his anus upon the latters nose. Highly amusing and dangerous if the said victim arouses from a state of unconsiousness.
by Adzrhys1 September 3, 2007
Get the bummed in the gob mug.Physical activity of an at least somewhat sexual nature in a piece of furniture ordinarily used for reclining and sleeping. May be a result of HEE HEE PET PET and/or MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY and lead to chin-chap.
"Soooo," teased Sierra, glancing at Charlize's JBF hair, "looks like someone's been BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED!"
by Jess Park February 22, 2004
Get the BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED mug.person 1: Woah, I heard she got STD's from her last bump in the night.
person 2: Yeah I feel sorta bad for her, dumb bitch, she was smexy though.
person 2: Yeah I feel sorta bad for her, dumb bitch, she was smexy though.
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