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ransom in your pants 

It's kinda bubbling your canvas in a commonplace
Hey, bud, gotcha with ransom in your pants!

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day 

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

Calamity In Your Dancing Pants 

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.
"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

Shit your pants in class day 

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st
Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

shit your pants and dive in and swim 

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it
Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

Your Mother's Face in my Pants 

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)