Bochenskian Impulse

Psychology. an irresistible impulse to steal, especially when the thief can afford to pay.
- see also, kleptomania/cleptomania

"guys look at all this i just got!"
"woah someone's had a bit of a bochenskian impulse!"

by MichaelYve April 6, 2009

Arc_Impulse

Another ACF Troll who couldn't even figure out how to change his toolbar in firefox; he also appears to have a strange attraction to young girls

All was going well on their date, untill the girl informed Arc_Impulse that she was only 13 shortly before, what was certain to be, a sexual encounter.

by Mephiston November 29, 2004

Impulse HL2RP

A Garry's Mod server in which people like to pretend they are half-life 2 characters. You can see things such as toilets just randomly on the street and vortigaunts micspamming Russian music. Kind of like if New York City and Florida came together and made a video game.

X_Mezo_X: Hey, me and avx are gonna blow up some IEDs, Would you like to join us?

Yarna Crimson: No, I am not playing Impulse HL2RP Currently

by JoseTha1 March 30, 2021

third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

impulsivititties

the things me and my dream girl are gonna do on our adventures

i cant wait to go and do all these impulsivititties

by ashtonluke November 7, 2022

Impulsive

I loved talking to you…
Probably not the best conversation starter, but that was the first thing that came to my mind… I had to look you in the eyes … oh and how I loved it❤️❤️

I love YOU!

Usually I am not impulsive with throwing things … rip router.

I do throw things at the younger colleagues, but is typically candy or a cloth snowball. They have learned I have crummy aim lol.

If you only knew how much I love you! I am not the best at expresses it, but never doubt it!!!!
If I write something that is questionable, ask!!! I guarantee you, there is nothing but love behind it.

And if I went on tangent today for no reason… well, that’s me… and I am not willing to lose us!!!

Guess what? Love you always ❤️❤️❤️

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 14, 2023