Implements of destruction

Various things, objects, or utensils used to obtain a buzz or get high with

Scotty wanted to get high before he went out that night so he went to his drawer to grab his implements of destruction

by Stiffy_theStifone May 4, 2022

Implementation

Where your idiot future-crime plan inevitably fails.

Hym "And what happens when people inevitably start to 'fudge the numbers', Jordan? Because you know they will. If the test you conveniently CAN'T TAKE BECAUSE YOU WILL CHEAT can be cheated, people WILL cheat. I'm like the worlds leading expert on your work. I could probably choose my own results if I wanted. What happens when the distributors of the test start taking bribes? What happens when the people who support you end up not being as conscientious as they thought? You know people are going to look the other way. And, on a long enough timeline, you know the test will be co-opted by the distributors. Who will inevitably be the government. Noisy dissident? 'Failed' the test. Now go where the people who fail the test go. And who takes the test? Well, if they aren't socialized by the age of 4 then the-children-you-pretend-to-care-so-much-about's fate is basically set in stone so I guess we just give the test to kindergarteners."

Dr JeepJorp "But the studies show that the psychopaths will take over everything!"

Hym "So we throw out the presumption of innocence and bring forth the 'Psycho-Pass'-esque dystopia. THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE SHOW 'PSYCHO-PASS'! And like 'Psycho-Pass' you will inevitably get a person who tests clean but still does the things you're afraid of and what recourse will we have? Won't matter. You'll be too dead to care by then. It will fail in implementation just like the Lysenkoism of the past. Because that's exactly what it is."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2023

implebe

Nobody knows

1: "Can I implebe you?"
2: "...what?"

by bmmyes April 15, 2023

impleud

When your friend notices the subtlety and nuances in the question, that you (the sender) didnt notice

Yeah, of course I'm right, it was impleud

by Tyremy October 21, 2023

Implesesent

A word for any occasion.

Put your hands up! You're under arrest!
I feel rather implesesent.
Congrats! YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
That's rather implesesent!
How's your day?
Implesesent.

by Not Bomble January 11, 2024

reely impleson

A nickname for some who is absent-minded.

Might as well call her Reely Impleson since she wandered aimlessly off that cliff.

by novaaquarii31 May 12, 2018

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"

by Tcm April 26, 2015