immaculate poop

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

by Smoking Chicken April 1, 2005

immaculate

rich in flavor, divine, mouth watering.

this Taco Bell chalupa is immaculate

by highassbitch November 29, 2019

Kimdracula

A song by the band Deftones from the CD Saturday Night Wrist.

It is also very handy if you recently broke up with someone named Kim and would like some ready-made insults.

Kimdracula is a great song...too bad that bitch took everything from me!

by icameoneileen July 14, 2009

immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.

Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Immaculate Production

When a consumer orders a product from a manufacturer and said manufacturer recieves the order, completely looses sight of the order and then is completely amazed when the order resurfaces complete and ready for shipment.

I don't know how Larry's Stamp & Sign couldn't find your order until after it shipped, it must have been Immaculate Production. That happens a lot there.

by disgruntled ho January 6, 2010

immaculate correction

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.

I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.

by stella twist October 26, 2013

Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy

this school is located in Jamaica Estates, Queens, NY.
and its ass.

laura: you go to Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy??
jimmney: yeah. its smells like ass all the time

by i8utoo February 12, 2021