ihave3chickens

The man with the mightiest cock. His cock is so big 3 hoes can sit on it. He will fuck you up in any game and eat your girl out easily.

Friend : Yo that guy has a mighty cock
Me : No shit his username is ihave3chickens

by zombies_2123123 June 19, 2020

ihaveabigdick

the best last name u could ever have

kid: whoa! man i wish i had ihaveabigdick as a last name
other kid: i know everyone does.

by sfdgsfdg May 22, 2008

ibha

An idiot that you would never like to have as a girlfriend.If you see someone named Ibha, don't talk to them.

Ibha is so annoying and stupid.

by ProAgusGamer July 3, 2017

ibhate

When someone attempts to type 'I hate you' really quickly and fail by hitting the 'b button' instead of the space bar.

Man 1: Bored.
Man 2: I am not bored.
Man 1: ibhate you

by ooginator April 25, 2011

ihavepulse

Top 500 tracer main on PS4

IHavePulse: Don’t pin in

Eyesvro: k *pins off the map*
IHavePulse: *visible astonishment*

by Eyesvro June 23, 2020

ihavekidsinmybasment

You know are on a fbi watch list

you say ihavekidsinmybasment and then suddenly 2.0934094 seconds later the FBI is charging into your trailer you stole.

by i have kids in my basement October 8, 2020

ihaveapisskinkyesido

the best spam page ever that is ran but a hot milf. Follow it❤️

person 1- do you know any good spam pages?
person 2- yeah, @ihaveapisskinkyesido is soo good, plus the person who runs the account is super hot.
person 1- thanks!

by nickiminajsfirstchild November 24, 2020