Ipad Kid

A duck with an ipad he probably stole from his mother, and tends to love cocomelon. Yes this duck is Quackity, you may know him as a streamer and bread eater. My guy eats cheetos and gets em all over his fingers, like- seriously.

Person 1: Do you know what an ipad kid is?

Person 2: Yeah! Quackity is one.

by BlobBee~ June 27, 2022

iPad

n. thin, lightweight device for managing iFlow during iPeriods

So much *data*! Good thing I've got my iPad to keep it from leaking into my iPanties!

by the_old_islander January 28, 2010

ipaddict

A person who touches their ipad first thing after they wake up and last thing before they go to sleep. What denotes an ipaddict is their unwillingness to share their geeky electronic device with friends or family. This possesive behavior can be due to a fear that the device will be harmed or simple separation anxiety.

Friend: "Wow, that thing looks cool - can I play with it for a little while?"

Ipaddict: "No, its mine and I don't want anyone else touching it."

by Chase1234 October 14, 2010

iPad

A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.

Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2009

iPadicitis

A disease involving an inexplicable craving over and acquiring of Apple's iPad even though the sufferer already has about 12 other gadgets that are able to do the same thing. Typical symptoms include excessive tweeting or blogging about it, as well as downloading apps before one even receives the device. Diehard Apple fanatics and wannabe pseudo-geeks are particularly susceptible.

Joe's iPadicitis was so bad, his past 226 tweets were about the iPad and when he was ever going to finally install all the apps he'd downloaded.

by zealophile April 9, 2010

iPad

A piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $499 in 2010!

I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't drool over a piece of technology just because Apple says it's good.

by daj198 January 28, 2010

IPad Kid

A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.

"Man get off your ipad, you IPad Kid!"

by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 7, 2021