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I wanna be the guy

The most ridiculously difficult video game in the (known) universe.

Honestly if you find one harder than this please contact me because goddamn.
I wanna be the guy can be downloaded for free by typing it into google.

i wanna ruin our friendship

When you want to move past a friendship and into an actual relationship.
Larry I think I have feelings for you, I wanna ruin our friendship.

i wanna be the very best

like no one ever was *DUH DUH DUHDUH*
wanna know how the pokemon theme song goes. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

i wanna be tracer 

What about widow maker?
friend:yo moe I wanna be tracer

Me:nigga im alredy tracer
friend just fucking dies

I wanna die 

Something someone either says when a minor inconvenience happens, or when they've genuinely lost hope.

Please, I know i'm some random stranger on the internet who knows nothing about you, but please just hear me out. There is hope, no matter how shitty life gets. And if you genuinely believe nobody cares about you, I do. I know thats corny, but I hate to hear, see, and just know people are going through the same things as me. Please, get help. But don't call the suicide hotline, they're assholes.
EX1: DAMN IT!1!1!1 I dropped my croissant, I wanna die!

EX2: things have been hard for me, I wanna die.

shitty examples, I know.
I wanna die by Erebidae October 18, 2021

i wanna feel you 

When a guy wants to have sex with you without a condom.
“Damn, I wanna feel you
“I’m gonna feel you someday”