Hessel

Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.

'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'

by Freddy3 August 9, 2006

Saddam Hussein

Satan's annoying lover on South Park.

Satan: *seeing Saddam raise a dildo* Oh c'mon, you know that's inappropriate.
Saddam: C'mon! It's fake! *throws out dildo*

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

hasselhoffed

The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.

Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped

by lustjakten November 20, 2012

Hesseling

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

Hasselkød

Hasselkød or Hasselmeat is the true definition of happiness. Imagine you open up your lunch box, and the first thing you see is a horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar, and the first thing that comes to your mind is joy, celebration, gratitude, forgivness, nothing is better than that feeling. Oh yeah, the horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar is just a muslibar filed with joy. So if someone offers you one, MARRY HIM. NOT HER. HIM!

No homo

Made by: Bilal zarouken hadouken

FX.

Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.

Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.

Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax

by Bilal zarrok June 20, 2019

David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009

David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon April 11, 2006