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huff my bird

Means "Suck My Dick"..

Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick
by AC July 26, 2005
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huff

One of the worst insults which goes against anybody who is not on your level.
Also can be one who is worthless and has no skills. Basically anybody who is bad at anything.

This word should be used very sparingly because people like this are very hard to come by.
Fran: hey look dion just made himself look stupid, huff chant everybody.

Everybody: HUFF! HUFF! HUFF! HUFF!

Dion: (whimpers)
by yessir! April 6, 2009
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huff

To inhale a solvent(like toluene and acetone) for the purpose of intoxication.It can be poured into an empty bottle or onto a rag.As soon as it's inhaled the extensive capillary surface of the lungs rapidly absorb the solvent and blood levels raise quickly.The effects vary depending on how much of what type of solvent(or gas) is inhaled*.

Users may experience headache,nausea and vomiting,slurred speech,loss of motor coordination, and wheezing.

Inhalant users can be injured or killed via hypoxia, pneumonia, cardiac failure or arrest.Some solvents can cause irreversible effects such as hearing loss, limb spasms, and damage to the central nervous system and brain.Serious effects include liver and kidney damage and oxygen depletion.Inhaling from a plastic bag or in a closed area greatly increases the chances of suffocation.

Precise statistics on deaths caused by inhalant abuse are difficult to determine, as it is considered a dramatically under-reported cause of death due to the common result of a cause-of-death determination being attributed to the side-effects of inhalant abuse (such as a blood vessel rupture in the brain or a heart attack) rather than to the abuse itself.Some inhalants can also cause sudden death by cardiac arrest, in a syndrome known as Sudden Sniffing Death Syndrome.
*A person who has inhaled a small amount of paint thinner vapor may experience stimulation, euphoria and intoxication, then a crash.A person who has inhaled larger quantity of a stronger chemical may experience distortion in perceptions of time and space, hallucinations, and emotional disturbances.

Alena huffed butane gas and died of cardiac arrest.

In 1999, five high school girls died in a car accident outside Philadelphia after the driver and three of the passengers huffed computer keyboard cleaner.(true story)

Mitzi, an inhalant user, became pregnant and in turn caused effects on the fetus.Her baby is smaller than the average and has birth defects.Because Mitzi chose to huff, her baby needs additional health care.
by Misha Zenkerova January 12, 2009
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purple huff

satanic, spikey hair, marilyn manson fan, dude.
Dude!!! I just saw a purple huff!!! He was totally hot.
by feliclay January 13, 2009
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huff a fogger

having a smoke
i'm just going to go huff a fogger

or
I'm just going to go stand by that hill and huff a casual fogger
by deemcbee16 May 8, 2011
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huff

To be sulky, moody. To have a tantrum, paddy.
So and So is in a huff.
I'm just in a huff with myself today.
by toffeecreme June 8, 2011
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huff n puff

Someone that gets all aggravated and mad about something mundane. Almost comical
He came in all huff n puff about being stood up.
by Pongo December 14, 2008
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