you were howarding for a ride last night
by kgk535 November 03, 2009
This common surname derives from the phrase "Hog Warden", the name of one of the most important of the Officers of an English Feudal Manor. (Sources: an online document dating from Feudal England and a segment of the late John Ciardi's wonderful radio program.)
by Phil I. Buster September 26, 2010
What you get when a large group of delinquents don't know when to let a bad joke go,and end up getting "f's" in school due to insomnia,and little remembrance of education.
Adult: good morning fellow human being
Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.
Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.
by A concerned bystander. November 21, 2019
HOWARD
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device
2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device
2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.
ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.
ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu
ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu
by FooFoo the Bunny March 03, 2009
I know you like to Howard but have you ever done a Howard Kirkwood. It it the bomb. Until you have to poop later.
by slicknes1977 November 03, 2010
Someone that is gorgeous beyond compare to anyone you'll ever meet but be careful because he isn't one to have serious relationship. He's a badboy and usually has hazel eyes and brown or black hair. Even if he says some things that don't make sense sometimes you'll still love him anyway. You will love him no matter what even if he makes you upset. Howard is very romantic
by Princessty April 10, 2017
1) n. a person who is too lazy to Boil Water so that he can eat dinner. A Howard will go for Minutes without food because no one heard him yell, "Hey can I have some of Your soup, I'm too tired to cook my own."
2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
a College Freshman.
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
by Phoebator February 09, 2008