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Hosie

Hosie is probably the most popular ship in tvdu. It’s a ship name between Hope Mikealson and Josie Saltzman. They both had crushes on each other and probably still do.
Person 1: HOSIE was so cute in tonight’s episode.
Person 2: I know, right? The way they both had crushes on each other.
by hopemikealsonlovebot June 13, 2020
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hottiemonjaro

This term refers to a girl that is so hot that when males see her they spooge in their pants. They normally have a big racks, and faces built for cumshots.
"damn son look at that hottiemonjaro, I totally spooged all in my pants and shit, I wish i had a girl like that to be all blowing me and giving me a ditty and shit fosho"

"damn that hottiemonjaro has a huge rack I would love to give her face a HUGE cumshot"
by the st3 October 3, 2005
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SnorgTees Hottie

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.
That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.
by MikeBigD July 23, 2010
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hottie

A very attractive person; can be either male or female.
John and Ruth are two major hotties at our school.
by WindWaker68 July 22, 2004
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regulation hottie

Someone who has the looks/features to be hot but isn't "noticed" yet.
"That new chick is a regulation hottie."
by Nina Sakura March 30, 2009
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Hottie Dadain

Used to describe beautiful woman, when one word isn't enough, or you cannot find a word to describe.
Sean: Hey Jason, Check out that Hottie. What can you say about her??
Jason: She is most definetly a Hottie Dadain.
by Drew371 August 24, 2011
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hottie hypnosis

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.
Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."
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