horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.

'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'

by s george March 30, 2006

horsey style

(sex act) Doggy style, but both people are wearing creepy horse masks (as in Party Horse)

I saw this hilarious porn the other day. They're going at it doggy style, but they're both wearing those crazy horse masks. I guess it was horsey style.

by janx February 09, 2013

horsey bumness

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London

(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"

by Lualua June 07, 2005

horsey as hell

Shockingly disgusting, yet pleasurable.

Yesterday i ate ice cream for breakfast, two French dips for lunch, and an entire pizza for dinner, it was horsey as hell.

by RobertaIsCrazy March 19, 2007

Horsey Sauce

Ejaculation from a huge cock.

I glazed Tom's lips with my Horsey Sauce.

by Bat-Wing March 20, 2009

Horsey Sauce

Street name for ketamine.

Yo that “Horsey Sauce” Was fire shard. Backwards and forwards and upside down.

by Midnight-mayor May 24, 2020

Hannah Horsey

The act of putting a lemon or similar sour object into an attractive girl’s mouth, then ramming your dick in her ass while grabbing onto her pony tail. You ride this sexy convulsing beast as if it were a bucking bronco in a rodeo.

Hey dude watch how that girl over there twitches every time she eats a Sour Patch Kid, I’m dying to Hannah Horsey her.

by Scatteredsmothered April 15, 2022