Mum: "sweetie clean up!"
Child: "ok..."
Child: "dang it, she knows I have Houseelfsyndrome"
Child: "N-N MUUUU NO MUM I WON'T !" *chokes on word
Mum: "not again...wait how do I stop the Houseelfsyndrome again? Oh yeah i give him clothing in a book." *hands over a book with a sock in it*
Child: "ok..."
Child: "dang it, she knows I have Houseelfsyndrome"
Child: "N-N MUUUU NO MUM I WON'T !" *chokes on word
Mum: "not again...wait how do I stop the Houseelfsyndrome again? Oh yeah i give him clothing in a book." *hands over a book with a sock in it*
by Fluffythethreeheadeddog April 1, 2017
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Eu sou Hopesexual.
by comoeuamo May 14, 2022
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• She’s so hopesessive about getting back with her ex, even though he’s already married.
• Don’t be hopesessive, man. The team isn’t making playoffs this year.
• His hopesessive attitude makes him believe every scratch-off ticket is the winning one.
• Don’t be hopesessive, man. The team isn’t making playoffs this year.
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• Stop hopeseeding me with promises you’ll never keep.
• The politician kept hopeseeding the crowd with talk of “change.”
• I got totally hopeseeded by that company... months of promises, nothing delivered.
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