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Song of the Homeless 

a folk song with magical revival and stamina boosting powers, shrouded in mystery, and song by homeless people to give them sustenance and energy. it's lyrics and tune are virtually unknown to non-homeless people. however, it is generally believed that homeless people softly sing it to themselves right before taking a homeless jizz.
"Damn im so fuckin hungry right now...i wish i knew the song of the homeless."
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Sherlock Homeless

A expression used to descrive a very smart/intellegent/talented person who doesn't manage to reach success, and therefore has to live in poverty.

The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.
-Wow, this piano player is really good!
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.

sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.
Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.

homeless man on a subway 

The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on
Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway

sexually homeless 

Someone who can't or doesn't want to settle down into a relationship.

Sherlock Homeless

Person who thinks they’re the world’s greatest detective after stating something extremely obvious.
Guy 1: “Wait a second! He was being sarcastic!

Guy 2: “Wow nice catch Sherlock Homeless

school homeless 

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways
Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!