(noun – proper name)
Alleged founding member and self-proclaimed “Liaison to the Inaudible Realms” of the Post-Execution Steamcore movement.
First documented in a grainy VHS recording from 1997, where he appeared in a full boiler suit, antique pilot goggles, and one squeaky leather glove, delivering a spoken-word rant over a background of goat bleats and malfunctioning calliope music.
Known for introducing the “coat hanger solo” during the infamous First Public PESC Performance — an act that allegedly caused a polyphonic rupture audible only to those “properly out of phase.”
Trivia:
Hollis claims to have lived in an abandoned observatory for “tax purposes.”
Once described by a fan zine as “the man who looks like he smells like time travel.”
Believes the word “encore” is a government trigger phrase.
Alleged founding member and self-proclaimed “Liaison to the Inaudible Realms” of the Post-Execution Steamcore movement.
First documented in a grainy VHS recording from 1997, where he appeared in a full boiler suit, antique pilot goggles, and one squeaky leather glove, delivering a spoken-word rant over a background of goat bleats and malfunctioning calliope music.
Known for introducing the “coat hanger solo” during the infamous First Public PESC Performance — an act that allegedly caused a polyphonic rupture audible only to those “properly out of phase.”
Trivia:
Hollis claims to have lived in an abandoned observatory for “tax purposes.”
Once described by a fan zine as “the man who looks like he smells like time travel.”
Believes the word “encore” is a government trigger phrase.
by Hollis Gearwhistle August 9, 2025
Get the Hollis Steamwhistle mug.Invented the writing style "Systematic Polar Realoism" while writing "The Hairless Ape" between the years of 1998 and 2005. Kenny Hollis is best known for is Political writing for "The HARF" and AUN Publishing in Denver, Colorado.
Kenny Hollis' most loyal fans have dubbed him the future of American writing and savior of Creative lit.
See also: Trueman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, Gonzo, Wolfe.
Kenny Hollis' most loyal fans have dubbed him the future of American writing and savior of Creative lit.
See also: Trueman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, Gonzo, Wolfe.
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Person 2: "I know."
Person 1: "You'd have to be Kenny Hollis to understand it."
Person 2: "I know."
Person 1: "You'd have to be Kenny Hollis to understand it."
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Rachel: duh! Laura Hollis is a badass nerd. She totally kicks ass.
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People named Ashley Hollis tend to not wash their clothes and smell incredibly bad. They act funny when in reality they aren't. They can say a funny thing once in a blue moon though.
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Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament
Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)
Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!
Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament
Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)
Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!
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