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Hole in one 

Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.
Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.
Hole in one by Sintino August 25, 2011

hole-in-one-fun 

when two gay guys have sex up the ass. Girls don't have it. Usually used as an insult.
Hey, no hole-in-one-fun around me you homos.

hole in the wall

A public beach in Pointe au Baril, Ontario, following the definition of a hidden-away seedy location. Dangerous games and foolish drunken endeavors ensue. A gem of a place.
Nowhere to go, let's jam at hole in the wall
hole in the wall by pabmookie September 26, 2010

Hole-in-One 

When your fapping and you blow your load and lands in you belly button
"i watched a porn earlier and by the end of it i got a hole-in-one
Hole-in-One by themoonstar February 21, 2010

Hole In One 

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."
Hole In One by Long Island August 13, 2004

Hole-In-One 

This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.
Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
Hole-In-One by Bubba the Gimp January 6, 2021

Hole in one 

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force
Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one
Hole in one by druehorn May 8, 2017