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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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Hocus Pocus

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.
I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.
by Jack Squat January 27, 2005
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Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
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Hoctor

A word to describe a hot doctor.

An extremely good looking doctor.

Hot + Doctor = Hoctor
George Clooney on ER was a hoctor.

My hoctor told me I don't have cancer.

That surgeon is such a hoctor.
by PartyTard Molly January 27, 2010
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Hocus Pocus

The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.
My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.
by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018
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houtzdale

Houtzdale is a hick town in central Pennsylvania, known for naive kids who think Phillipsburgiand are bad, when in reality Houtzdalians are just as bad, most kids go to public school (not naming for obvious reasons). While rich Christian good boys amd good girls go to a catholic school. The public school has many "hoes" and "eugenes". Houtzdale folk enjoy the moose, joeys, Lias,and Chinese,as all the good places closed years ago, when not drunker than a skunk...scratch that hell even when as drunk as a skunk the people go hunting, fishing, fucking etc.
Boy them phillipsburg people always kill themselves
I REMEMBER BEING ABLE TO GO TO THE HOUTZDALE THEATER AND WATCHING MOVIES
Joeys burned down...again
by HIPSTER HAM77 November 26, 2018
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Hocus Potus

A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...
by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017
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