lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

lowes before ho's by z28owner April 3, 2011

yacht ho's 

Young attractive female or handsome male who lurks around yacht clubs and boating venues trying to set the hook into big daddy Rolex.

Aimee the typical voluptuous and well endowed yacht ho asked kindly if she might handle the block and tackle duties on John Rolex's main mizzen mast. Yacht ho's like Amanda the snake charmer were already in the old mans boat hold pumping out his bilges.

yacht ho's by M. Bond February 28, 2016

free ho's 

to score free handouts

Man Jimmy ordered this large pizza and I knew he wasn't going to eat it all by himself. So, I decided to stick around a lil longer and see if I could score some free ho's.

free ho's by J-Merk May 7, 2008

G's up, Ho's down 

Created by G-Unit member lil scrappy. The letter "G" stands for gorilla. It means that the gorillas should be on top and their bitches (hoes) must bend over or something like that...

G's up, Ho's down=
G's stand up so that the ho's can do their job.

G's up, Ho's down by dudler January 10, 2008

Dock Ho’s 

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

Dock Ho’s by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Timmy Ho's 

Short form of "Tim Hortons," a widely popular coffee shop/restaurant based in Canada

The term is used widely by Canadians when referring to the aforementioned business and is quite restricted to Canadians, who normally understand the meaning behind the term

A: "Hey, I'm in the mood for a coffee"
B: "Sure, we can stop off at the next Timmy Ho's if you'd like"

Timmy Ho's by Man of Great Wisdoms January 24, 2023

Drake Ho's 

When you have a list of ho's, they are known as your Drake ho's. As the rapper Drake always has an entourage of ho's with him.

Which one of my Drake Ho's should I hit up tonight?

Did you see how many Drake Ho's came stepping out of the car behind Drake?

Drake Ho's by B Swizzel in Hendertucky May 1, 2024