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The Highlander

After having sexual intercourse with a woman, when the man forgets to pull out and accidently ejaculates inside the woman and the woman becomes very upset, the man will say to the woman, "Dont worry, for I am the Highlander". Since the highlander can't get women pregnant this is a good way to shut the said woman up. If the woman is unconvinced the man can then grab a fork and shove it in a electrical socket and while being electrocuted he can scream 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Hey man, I forgot to pullout of my girlfriend last night but it's alright 'cuz I used "The Highlander" trick.
by kyuuketsukou January 12, 2013
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Highlander

A philosophy that states that you are the best. The highlander will do anything to make himself seem better than the other including betraying his best friend. Highlanders will tell various lies to make himself feel better. He will act like an angel in front of his parents, but a complete jerk in front of others.

Highlander do actions which he thinks to be making him look good, however it will do the opposite, actions include; stupid faces of forced emotions, constatn unnecessary flexing, flexing the jawbone, and stupid noises
Yo this waste man is such a highlander,
by Dr.Dreeliopredeib June 10, 2015
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Highlander

1. A student at the Highland School in Warrenton, VA, usually either gay, pregnant, and/or a giant douche.

2. A student who is barely too smart for public school, but too stupid for a good private school.
"What the hell is wrong with that guy? He is a total douche."
"Don't worry, he's just a highlander."

"How can you not know who William Taft is? You're such a highlander."
by cawknballz December 1, 2009
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Highlander Highball

Any common mixed drink that would normally be ordered at a bar (i.e. Margarita, Strawberry Daiquiri, etc.) that is made in sufficient quantity to fill a standard five-gallon igloo container. Simple Jungle Juice does not qualify as a Highlander Highball. Draws it's name from the Highlanders; The athletics team name of Radford University, which is widely accepted as being among the premier party schools in the United States. Such concoctions are a common sight at any Radford University activity, on or off campus.
"Well I see there's a keg there, but what's that?"

"That, my friend, is a highlander highball. Five gallons of Strawberry Daiquiri."
by Johnny_Reb May 28, 2009
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the highlander

1) The fictional character Duncan MacLeod in the TV series "The Highlander"
2) To seriously rough up your sex partner during sex.. to the point where they could be near death, but then they "come back to life".
Dave was fucking his girlfriend and decided to pull the highlander. So he started slapping her ass.. then pulling her hair.. then he started throwing haymakers into her ribcage.. then he pounded the back of her skull with his fist until she went into a coma.

9 weeks later SHE recovered from the coma, successfully completing the highlander Dave was going for.

The two are still together, as they were avid highlander fans and she's a freaky girl when it comes to sex.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
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the highlander

you beat her in the face with your dick, and then when she's bloody and beaten, you yell, "there can be only one"
Tony gave his girlfriend the highlander, right after he came all over her fat ass.
by Trevor Thrasher September 22, 2006
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Highlander (For honor)

The man himself. He is extremely kinky and will moan harder the sharper your blade is. He will take you out to dave and busters and there is nothing, I repeat NOTHING you can do about it.
Whys is Highlander (For honor) always moaning about Dave and Busters?
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