bitch hiccups

During the process of crying, trying to gasp for air while trying to talk.

Hey did you see that episode from G's to Gents when Macho got kicked off. In his release interview he was crying so hard he had the bitch hiccups and couldn't even talk.

by Mowgli3163 March 08, 2009

internet hiccup

When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.

Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.

by Rob Butler July 08, 2007

Ass Hiccup

When air travels into the bung. The opposite to fart.

"Wow, you scared me so bad I got an ass hiccup."

by S.F.H.D. September 23, 2006

bitch hiccup

Lapse of judgement in conversation when one suddenly says or does something bitchy but returns back to regular happy state shortly after.

Who is that trashy whore you're dating? I mean not well dressed lady-friend... Sorry, I just had a bitch hiccup.

by numes April 07, 2007

Hiccup Hootenanny

A "Hiccup Hootenanny" is when a girl is force-fed liters of soda and then made to give blowjobs to many different people.

Guy: Let's have a Hiccup Hootenanny! I'll invite the boys over for a night of fun ;)
Girl: No f**king way

by Fishsticc August 02, 2019

Baltimore hiccup

Baltimore is know for the number of murders each year. A Baltimore Hiccup is when the tip of a crank murders the back of a throat and shoots warm man-goo in a high velocity fashion, causing the throat to hiccup. Jakey was getting a violent mouth hug from Sabrina when he shot his load causing Sabrina to have a Baltimore hiccup.

I tried to pull my schlong out of the neighbors wife’s mouth, but couldn’t resist and blew my wad causing her to have a Baltimore hiccup.

by Muffslayer69 January 16, 2022

Hiccup Texting

Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.

See also: Drunk Texting

Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."

Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"

by BCoBounder November 22, 2011