hibermating

what teenagers want to do to with their peers when they get away from their parents. a combination of the words hibernating and exploratory mating

Where are the kids?
"hibermating"

by wellrounded April 5, 2010

Hiberdateing

The act of being in a relationship solely during the winter months, typically from November to February, for the purpose of having a winter companion to cuddle and spend time with during the cold season.

I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, just someone to hiberdateing with until the weather warms up.

by Lane-Games April 20, 2023

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025

The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.

"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024

The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.

Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.

by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014

hyperdating

Dating many different people over a short period of time.
Dating at Hyperspeed.

1st Man: OMG! I'm still single.I want to find my partner in life soon. Valentine's Day is coming!.

2nd Man: Dude! you should try hyperdating that happens before Valentine's Day comes.

1st Man: throws a hinky to the 2nd Man and then do a sigh.

by joharra October 28, 2009