by strikethru November 4, 2004
Get the mother hubbard (Mo Ho) mug.1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.
Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.
2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.
Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.
2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.
I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.
by I.D. Eclare June 18, 2016
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Noun, singular: A very fucked up little child, regularly linked to a traumatic childhood who goes on to do lame-ass things. Always a loser with no friends.
Synonyms: loser fucker
Synonyms: loser fucker
"Don't be such a Lafayette Ron Hubbard, Timmy!"
"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"
"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"
by Tromedlov August 24, 2008
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Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.
To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.
Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.
To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.
Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
by kayeffsea April 11, 2019
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Get the hubbard squash mug."Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1
"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
-Friend #1
"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008
Get the L Ron Hubbard mug.A substitute teacher who has no idea how to teach a class and always goes on rants. A Hubbard also brings up the most random ass things during english class and say the most ridiculous stuff (e.g. date of her husband's death, son is a personal trainer, had an abusive grandmother).
Friend: Dude, do you know who we have for a substitute for english?
Me: No clue but someone told me that she brought up that she had stage 3 breast cancer
Friend: Oh shit it must be a Hubbard.
Me: No clue but someone told me that she brought up that she had stage 3 breast cancer
Friend: Oh shit it must be a Hubbard.
by manu_ginobili's_hair September 27, 2017
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