Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.
In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.
by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018
Get the Dirty Hernandezmug. A goal scorer who played with one of the best teams in Mexico, Chivas. Because he had fatherly power (his dad and granddaddy played) he was really good and owned vs France and scored vs Argentina's gay golie, Sergio Romero. He will play with the English giants Manchester United. He will become greater than Hugo Sanchez and will help Mexico win a world cup.
Many Mexicans especially Mexicans Americans think you have to be cool and badass by having a hairstyle, but Chicharito has regualr hair and is already a loved person of Mexico. This has led to many Mexicans to stop using hairstyles and try to be like him.
Many Mexicans especially Mexicans Americans think you have to be cool and badass by having a hairstyle, but Chicharito has regualr hair and is already a loved person of Mexico. This has led to many Mexicans to stop using hairstyles and try to be like him.
A European that doesnt no anything about Mexican soccer--Chicharito Hernandez, whos that?
a year later--Wow this guy is a legend, no wonder Mexican soccer is so bad ass!
a year later--Wow this guy is a legend, no wonder Mexican soccer is so bad ass!
by The Real Boba Fett:P July 9, 2010
Get the Chicharito Hernandezmug. by Coaler13 April 16, 2015
Get the aaron hernandezmug. Mariana is the most beautiful girl in the world she smart, funny, creative, cute, and much more. She's perfect she's like the only girl that will understand everyone, if you ever catch a Mariana don't let her go. The best girl you will ever meet. She's mine.
by Juanportillo.18 June 18, 2015
Get the Mariana Hernandezmug. 
Gabe hernandez is the biggest normie around. Some people might consider him to be the mega normie times a quintillion. He is also a Borneo a mega oof Borneo.
by Bitch who the duck September 26, 2018
Get the Gabe Hernandezmug. 