Hovisexual

Alternative to bisexual. As in Hovis, well known bakers. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.

Jake was a blatant Hovisexual as he prefered best of both.

by Arkayen February 22, 2008

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Hexasexual

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.

Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.

by KansasKitten March 15, 2010

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herosexual

Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.

Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.

by Manlychin August 3, 2009

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(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.

Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!

by manufaction September 17, 2016

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