Hench Stench

The hench (UK slang for big and bulky/muscular) combined with "hench stench" so as to describe a bad smell - chiefly from a bodily source but can relate to environmental smells

Used as an anthropomorphism of a particulary smelly fart.

Piers: What was that sound?

Wally: Errrr..

*2 seconds passes*

Piers: Mate, that was a HENCH STENCH!

by Guffmeister November 28, 2011

Hench As Fuck

a man who is extremely hench.
and fuckin buff.
you just wanna make love to him hes such a babe.

"Fuck me, he is hench as FUCK!"
"I just want a hench as fuck man in my life."

by tinkabizzle October 11, 2007

Bare Henching

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

by fiftybore February 20, 2011

Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!

Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!

by Hench. May 02, 2011

stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 01, 2014

Henching

to masturbate/goon in a aggressive and strategic manner

hey you coming to the big henching party?

by The big Henching man February 12, 2025

hench fund

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.

"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"

"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."

by nygeek August 30, 2012