Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

by HI#2 October 1, 2019

Head Heist

When a woman wants to have sex with a man who doesn't want to but the man somehow tricks her into giving him a blow job instead. Giving all the pleasure to the man and none to the female.

Woman:"lets have sex"
Man:"I'm way too tired, can you just blow me?"
Woman:"okay"

guy1:"Dude, I pulled a head heist on this girl like 5 times and she hasn't caught on"
guy2:"that girl is dumb as a box of rocks!"

by greg guida March 20, 2008

sheist heist

anal sex; to partake in the act of anal sex makes you a sheist heister.

dude, i was really drunk last night and i think your ga friend was trying to pull a sheist heist on me. i couldnt sleep a wink.

by jchronic June 18, 2007

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Panty heist

A pre-meditated robbery of a females panties.

Dude I'm totally going on a panty heist tonight at the party.

by josebrawn May 13, 2014

safe heist

The plan to steal a safe full of money from the music department office in your school.

"Are we going through with the safe heist tonight, Joe?"

by Emennius May 23, 2003

der heist

'der heist' is the name given to any badass theft of liquor from your local supermarket by college students. the first of such was done in 2008.

as english as the word "heist" actually is, 'der heist' is usually said in a heavy german accent.

toomy: man, we're outa beer nigga!!!1one!!1
loomy: lets go on DER HEIST.

by da booze man February 28, 2008