Ethan Hester

A Big dog water who is dumb and a scaredy-cat.

Oh your a Ethan Hester

by Jimmy J Stevens March 31, 2022

Heisterburging

When one performs an act of awesome coolness related to studious acts and deserves props, you say, "(blank) is heisterburging!"

Billy" Aw snap! Did you see Drew get that 1600 on his SAT score? That man is heisterburging!

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

Hester

A two timing whore from The Scarlett Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. Often used to describe someone who cheats on someone and claims they didn't mean it.

Person 1 -Tasia is such a hester!
Person 2- she totally cheated!

by Boo, You Whore November 19, 2009

Oscar Hester

Has A fat girthy long penis

omg have you fucked Oscar Hester he has the biggest dick ive seen

by Hezza69 May 26, 2019

Hestered

to be dominated both physically and psychologically.

Ohio State got hestered by LSU in the BCS national championship.

by EMDear October 8, 2008

STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

by Mr. Pahncake January 14, 2008

Hesterist

The act of being a woman, and simultaneously hating anything to do with women in entertainment, news, politics, etc, because you think women are annoying, dumb, awful, and catty.

That Amanda girl is a super hesterist, she hates all female comedians AND singers

by emmy hates you November 24, 2010