For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.
His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.
by meatball meatball April 14, 2017
Get the The Greg Heffley Method mug.A sad and transparent buzzword created by a marketing company that has lost all touch with the society it lives in. The helfie was designed to artifically create a caring image for a party trying to demolish a country's social security in favor of its corporate overlords. Presumably they created this campaign with the sole intent to be mocked, because it's getting harder to pretend to be the underdog when you're the biggest party.
With the helfie they want to warm people up to they idea of: Do it yourself, because the government sure isn't going to bother anymore.
With the helfie they want to warm people up to they idea of: Do it yourself, because the government sure isn't going to bother anymore.
Na de boks met de bokshandschoen, de klets met de vlakke hand #helfie effect is hetzelfde. Afbraakbeleid.
by Plustelix April 21, 2015
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Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
by ThePatriot March 29, 2004
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by JaJaJaJaJa23123123123123 March 7, 2009
Get the Heffelbower mug.greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome
Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
by yorikeh September 24, 2021
Get the greg heffley mug.A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
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That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
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That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
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