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You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.
a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

hexsexual 

Kind of like tri and quad.

A hexsexual is someone who will do it with...
-girls
-guys
-animals
-dead people
-dead animals
and last but certainally not least... TREES!!!!
Mariko: OMG WTF IS SHE DOING
Amelia: She appears to be raping the tree
Sacha: I thought she was quadsexual?
Emma: Yeah so did I. I wonder what her sexuality is?
Eleanor: What are you looking at?
Lucy: You raping the tree.
Eleanor: Well DUH! guys, I am hexsexual. What do you expect?
hexsexual by somerandomgirl September 19, 2007

Hiatusexual 

Sexuality of any orientation characterized by long term, self initiated gaps or breaks in acting on sexual feelings.
Jake has always had girls begging for it, but he hasn't gotten a kill in a while since he's hiatusexual, and in the middle of a hiatus.
Hiatusexual by mr.haitus November 12, 2014

hatesexual

when someone one hates both women and men. They usually go on to the internet to spew there hate. Unlike other
sexuality a hatesexual can be anyone. A way to identify them is that sometimes they call themselves Attack Helicopter but not all identify themselves as such. A almost universal trait is that they are bigoted and hate the LGBT+ community simply because they are different.
"hey have you heard of the guy on fourchan's politically incorrect board, man what a hatesexual"
hatesexual by mikeblue January 20, 2020

Heathsexual 

Being attracted to heath’s bc ur a weirdo
Them : “ I have a crush on ___ heath
You: “ no sh!t your heathsexual “

HagSexual 

Young men who are into older women. Usually with a age gap of 20 and up.
Did you hear how little jimmy has a thing for Ms.Jennings from down the street? I think he’s a hagsexual
HagSexual by Grold18 August 2, 2019