Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

Moldy Haystack

Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack

Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!

by jakerowww January 4, 2009

needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 4, 2010

haystack hair

thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.

woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!

by ADHD #1 February 16, 2009

vapor in the frozen haystack

1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love

"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"

by perockups August 15, 2009

One-Wheeled Haystack

Something you just can't believe.

You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!

by FreethinkerRyan January 20, 2011

Irish Haystack

Clipping your pubes on you lover or liker, unsuspecting or not.

"I thought that was fucking floss!" -m'lady

A real man will never irish haystack and tell. Her.

by Pat Carey July 30, 2010