Yard-long Hardon

To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.

“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”

“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”

“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”

by HAL 9000 May 27, 2008

hardon

variant of hard-on

I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.

by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004

hardo

Anyone who thinks they're a badass, but is most often a douche. Generally named Craig or Joey.

We were late to the game because Craig is a hardo and took 30 minutes to put in his hair gel.

by randy22 March 29, 2015

Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries unnescesarily hard at anything an everything. Most times a hardo is trying hard at something that does not require excessive effort. For example; sports practices, homework, etc.

Guy: "wow did you see jack?"
Other Guy: "I know right? What a hardo!"

by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Hardo

A person who tries too hard to seem cool or does the most. They are often afflicted with a lot of self-doubt.

You seen how Carl was acting last night?
Yea man, he's a hardo there's no reason to put coke up your butt.

by Mako Shark Butt April 30, 2019

hardo

(adj). HAR-dO: a hardo is one who thinks they are incredibly hard or overestimates their hardness.

"Oh wow! That guy just called me a queer. What a hardo!"

by Non-hardo May 18, 2009

hardocre

In relation to the most extreme VW Crew. Known to prowl A&Ws in the GTA looking races with their slow VWs....

Believe it or not, hardocre evolved from a spelling mistake. What is hardocre? Well, we're not really sure, but one thing is for sure... We'll decide what is and isn't hardocre, not you!

Clearly the Hardocre Dubs do not mess around.

by VW-Gansta February 1, 2005