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tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.
*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)
by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020
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Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009
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sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.
Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.
by timjb1 January 10, 2008
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Happiness

Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
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Law of conservation of hardness

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."
by PK001 March 4, 2008
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sha of happiness

A rare world boss spawn in World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (OK, it first spawned in the US forums, but then quickly spread around Azeroth). Whenever it spawns, the sky turns red, any nearby critters turn hostile, and...

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Oh noes! The happiness!
The horror and terror in this realm is unfathomable! I must put a stop and en...

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*blinks* Stand strong adventurers, the reign of the Sha of Happiness shall end shortly.
by Kelerei October 24, 2012
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sunshine golden happiness

an instance in which extreme gayness is shown between two men and lasts for 20 minutes.
Matt and Jacob just shared a moment full of sunshine golden happiness.
by Quail Man Man Man Man April 17, 2009
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