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Hanky Panky 

When your mom sees you vaping and she doesn’t abuse you but you get physically slapped by her and it stings for the rest of the night
My mom gave me a hanky panky after dinner because I didn’t eat my spinach balls.

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) 

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"
"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

pandy handy 

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
pandy handy by breezygoing January 31, 2021