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New Hampshire Smore

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Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,
Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.
by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011
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New Hampshire

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The best state to live in. People are down to earth, normal, and know how to drink beer. With a 45 min drive to boston and Manch Vegas one can never get bored of this senic state. Go to the beach, moutains, and the city all in one day. Add in some fall and some wicked nice summers and you couldnt ask for anything more.
State Moto: Drink beers and fish, Live free or die
by Bri Guy June 9, 2005
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Franklin , New Hampshire

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Franklin , Also known a skanklin . But it's much better than Winniscum(Winnisquam) && Screwfound(Newfound) . Although Franklin people aren't that smart , They have a extremely dominating softball team . Their cheerleaders are amazing && They all live on welfare . Franklin also has an exceeded amount of drugs .
On April 6, 2010 there was a Meth Lab in Franklin , New Hampshire .
by metricPOP March 15, 2011
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new hampshire nasty

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The New Hampshire Nasy is a dirty sex move. Usually between two people, but there is no reason it could not include more. First sailor hats must be worn. Second the girl must insert a nerf football into her pussy. The football will double as a contraceptive device becuase of its spongey and absorbent nature will soak up all the cum. Third all people involved must be covered in clam chowder.
Katie will give you the new hampshire nasty for as little as $5.75. You can't beat a price like that.
by Cole October 15, 2006
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keene, new hampshire

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Wow, why would i go to keene, new hampshire when i could go to killington.
by Thatguy226922 March 1, 2009
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new hampshire

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New Hampshire is a beautiful and great state. It has beaches, cities, mountains, awesome falls, snow, and spring and the best summer vacations.

Think of the shire from LOTR. It's like that. XD

You can eat strawberries and cream, you can dance with dtrangers, you can play any instrument you want even if you don't know how to play it and get positive reactions...

It's probably one of the nicest, if not THE nicest places to live... :D

Down to earth yet friendly people. Great schools. woot.

It's got the white mountains, the basin, cities, the seashore, rocky beach, rockport, boston nearby, littleton, cheap wine... heh... everything.
Have you been to new hampshire? IT OWNZ!
by Xiao September 13, 2005
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Hampshire Middle School

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Hampshire Middle School is a school on the main road of the Village of Hampshire, Illinois. It's not big, but not small. The building used to house both the middle school and the high school, which relocated to an overly-large building in 2008.

Hampshire Middle School doesn't excel in any one category, but doesn't lack in any one category either. It's your average semi-competitive middle school.

The best part of this school is sixth grade. Sixth grade in Hampshire is very carefree. As is seventh grade, however when you look back at seventh grade - you regret it. Eighth grade is awful for one reason, and one reason only: drama. Hampshire Middle School is known for its drama and slutty girls. See, the slutty girls make false drama, which causes more drama, which causes more false drama, which causes a big group of people to become involved in this drama.

The school is not very lenient. HMS won't let you get away with anything that isn't "school-appropriate." By "school-appropriate," they mean that if it appears slightly wrong it's automatically the worst thing you could possibly do.
"Hey, I'm transferring to Hampshire Middle School next year.. what should I do?"
"Don't make friends.. or at least don't get too close to anyone. You'll get sucked in to some drama with a girl and her boy-toy sooner or later."
by I.N. Phoenix August 18, 2012
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